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In about the time it takes to watch a movie, you can easily learn the secrets needed to…

Effortlessly Make Your Speech Or Presentation Come ALIVE With Laughter!

The next time you try to deliver a funny joke or story into any speech or presentation, which reaction would you rather experience?

Reaction #1

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Reaction #2

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Now you can quickly and easily learn and apply the secrets used by comedy professionals to give your speech or presentation the real laughter power you want it to have — virtually on demand!

From the desk of:
Steve Roye
Author and Comedy Professional

Dear Friend,

If you were asked to honestly rate your ability to accurately select and deliver funny jokes, no matter what situation or environment you were in, how would you truly rate yourself?

If you had to give a speech or presentation tomorrow, would you be able skillfully weave in a really funny joke? But more importantly…

Would You Know Beyond a Shadow of a Doubt that You Would Get a Killer Laughter Response When You Told That Joke?

The ability to be able to tell funny jokes appears to a “rare gift” that only a few possess. But the reality of the matter is this…

Your ability to tell funny jokes — in any environment — is largely dependent upon your knowledge and ability to:

1. Select the funniest jokes to tell in the first place…

2. Adapt those jokes to your own individual speaking style and…

3. Deliver those jokes in a way that will almost guarantee that you get the best laughter-response when you tell it.

It’s usually not your sense of humor that will keep you from being able to tell a funny joke on a consistent basis. It’s usually a simple lack of knowledge that keeps most people from being able to tell a really funny joke at any time.

Why Can Some Do It So Well?

Well, the truth is, virtually everyone learns the “art” of joke telling informally through a trial-and-error process.

Almost no one gets any sort of valuable training on the true mechanics of great joke telling.

In other words… when you try to tell a funny joke, you might as well depend on a good luck charm for the best results! I know this all too well on a first hand basis.

Before I got involved with stand-up comedy, my own ability to tell a funny joke — what professional comedians refer to as a street joke — was hit-and-miss at best.

And like most, I was mostly dependent on luck to get great laughs.

But then there were times when I actually DID tell a funny joke and it would work well! (And quite honestly, there are few things that are more rewarding than getting a big laugh from telling a funny joke that everyone appreciates).

Then there were those other times when I would try to tell a funny joke — a joke that I knew was really funny…

And when I told it, it would get the laughter response of an ingrown toenail.

Think about it…

Even though jokes are some of the most powerful communication tools in spoken language, let me ask you this…

Has any expert on joke telling ever taken you aside and showed you all the step-by-step techniques you really need to be able to tell a really funny joke — and get killer results time after time?

That didn’t happen to me. And from all of the research I’ve done, chances are it hasn’t happened to you either.

So… What Category Are You In?

I’ve found, when it comes to having the ability to tell a really funny joke that consistently gets the big laughs, most people seem to fall into one of three basic categories:

Category #1: There are those who seem to know how to select and deliver the funniest jokes — and who seem to get the biggest and best laughs almost anytime they tell a joke.

Category #2: There are those who think that they are great joke tellers, but can’t seem to recognize that the laughter response they get from many of the “funny jokes” they tell is actually marginal at best.

Category #3: There are those who openly admit that they couldn’t tell a funny joke if their life depended upon it.

Here’s what I know for sure:

The ability to tell the funniest jokes on a highly consistent basis is also a skill that can be easily learned, given the right tools and information to work with.

So — let me ask you a few simple questions… answer them honestly —

When you tell a joke, do you consistently get the biggest laughter response possible? Or is it more of a hit-and-miss situation for you?

Do you know how to skillfully adapt funny jokes to your own individual speaking style and natural sense of timing for maximum laughter impact?

Do you know how to select the funniest jokes that you read for the best results when you tell them? (Hint: It has nothing to do with whether or not you laugh out loud at the joke.

Are you able to easily add funny jokes to your speeches and presentations?

Do you know exactly where to pause when you tell a joke to generate the most laughs when you deliver the punchline?

Do you now how to quickly and easily recognize the essential sentence structure most punchlines have that make a joke funny or not?

If you answered “No” to any of these questions, I have something that will be of BIG interest to you…

“How To Tell A Joke Like A Pro”

I have just completed a special 90 minute online audio program called, “How To Tell A Joke Like A Pro.”

This audio program is specifically designed to show you how to quickly and easily select, adapt and deliver funny jokes using the same secrets and techniques that professional comedians use to get maximum laughter response from audiences!

However… let me just say that you don’t have to become a comedian or develop some sort of special sense of humor in order to use the tools and techniques provided in the How To Tell A Joke Like A Pro program.

It’s for “ordinary people” like you…

And I’ve had dozens of people just like you go through this program and write in with oodles and oodles of praise for my How to Tell a Joke Like a Pro course.

Here’s just a taste of what you will discover in the How To Tell A Joke Like A Pro audio training program:

  • The top 10 most common mistakes people make when they attempt to tell a funny joke. Just avoiding these common mistakes can increase your joke telling effectiveness tremendously!
  • A single joke delivery technique that can increase the laughter response you get when you tell a joke by 100%-500%!
  • A simple, three step process for adapting jokes that you find to your own individual speaking style.
  • How to select the funniest jokes you read — even if you don’t laugh out loud when you read them!
  • The secret to editing jokes for maximum laughter impact.
  • How to easily incorporate your own natural speaking rhythm when you deliver a joke.
  • The two essential timing pauses you must have for big laughs when you tell a joke.
  • The most important factor that can make or break your ability to tell a funny joke.
  • And much, much more!

 

While the How To Tell A Joke Like A Pro program will definitely show you how to get the maximum laughter response from the jokes you tell in everyday social situations…

This program was developed specifically for speakers and presenters who would like to incorporate appropriate and funny jokes into their speeches and presentations.

Here’s what else you’ll get from the How To Tell A Joke Like A Pro program:

Punchline sentence-structure secrets that will allow you to take an average joke and turn it into a hilarious joke!

The secret to adding punchlines to story jokes before the main punchline for greater laughter impact.

How to use transition lines to incorporate virtually any funny joke into any speech or presentation.

Testing jokes for laughter impact before you ever tell them to an audience.

One simple technique for easily incorporating basic stand-up comedy material into your speech or presentation.

And much, much more!

In about the same amount of time it takes to watch a movie, you can quickly and easily learn how to select the funniest jokes, adapt the jokes you select to your own individual speaking style and deliver those jokes for maximum laughter impact.

The How To Tell A Joke Like A Pro program includes 4 CD’s:

Three, 40-minute, professionally mastered audio CDs with all the techniques and strategies you need to tell a funny joke like a pro!

I use over a dozen example jokes that I have edited and adapted to my own speaking style — I don’t just tell you what to do, I actually show you how to do it!

One digital data CD – This CD contains 3 very special eBooks designed to really give you the edge when it comes to adding jokes and original comedy material to speeches and presentations!

Bonus eBook #1: Anytime Anywhere Jokes. This very special joke eBook contains over 100 killer jokes of all types that I have personally selected for their ability to generate laughs for virtually any event or occasion! (included on the digital data CD).

These jokes are in a printable and copy-ready Adobe PDF format that you can copy and paste the jokes from this file into your favorite word processor.

But, there’s more than that on the digital data CD…
A whole lot more…
$12.95 Value
Bonus eBook #2: Street Joke Secrets For Professional Comedians (included on the digital data CD).
This concise, yet powerful eBook is in a printable, Adobe PDF format and designed to show you step by step how to edit jokes for brevity and maximum laughter impact.
And a whole lot more!

This practical ebook will show you how to easily…
$26.95 Value
–> Add punchlines to longer jokes
–> Capture your own natural speaking rhythm and timing…on paper!!
–> Rewrite punchlines for maximum impact

This report is a special revised version of the Street Joke Secrets report that is offered with the Killer Stand-up Comedy System.
Bonus eBook #3: How To Turn Strange News Stories Into Killer Comedy Material (included on the digital data CD).
This special concise eBook is in a printable, Adobe PDF format and was developed to show you how to easily turn strange and unusual news articles into high impact comedy material for speeches and presentations.

This report reveals an easy and simple, 6 step method for…
$26.95 Value
–> Editing news articles for maximum impact
–> Using transition lines to interject your news story into your presentation
–> Quickly adding punchlines to strange and unusual news articles you find
And more! But you are probably asking yourself…

So, where do I find these strange and unusual news articles?

Well, you don’t have to look for them at all!

Which brings me to the next bonus…
Bonus #4: You will also get a special link to my own personal web page that contains over 40 regularly updated strange and unusual news articles (also included on the digital data CD).

The best part is…

Many of these news articles change on a daily basis!
As a serious comedy educator (and a student of comedy for the past 15 years), I’ve been looking high and low for a program like this… I’ve dug around on the Internet for years, hoping something like this would come along — and I must tell you…
There’s Absolutely Nothing On the Planet
that Even Comes Close… I Guarantee it!
My How To Tell A Joke Like A Pro program is the only one like it in the world!
“Where on earth has this course been hiding?!! I needed it years ago! What gets me is that I can’t believe how the most simple things can have such a big impact when you tell a joke. This is one of the best information investments I’ve made in a long time, plus it was fun!”
Alicia Marshall
Springfield, MO
Not only that…
I’m so confident that I can help you significantly increase your ability to tell a funny joke that I’m thrilled to give you an ironclad, 1-year money back guarantee.
If for any reason you are not happy with the program, simply send it back and I’ll refund your money–no questions asked.
If this program can’t help you increase your ability to tell a funny joke, I’m absolutely convinced there’s not another program on the planet that can.
So…What’s All This Gonna Cost Me?
What’s a program like How To Tell A Joke Like A Pro worth to you and your ability to entertain an audience when you speak — really?
When I consult with speakers, presenters, and comedians on the phone — it’s $150 per hour. Ironically, when I do these consultations…
I provide much of the exact same information that you will get in the How To Tell A Joke Like A Pro program!
The value of the eBooks included with this program alone is over $60.
If you’re serious about significantly improving your ability to tell a funny joke, you don’t want to miss the one time, special offer I have for you right now.
I am going to offer you the How To Tell A Joke Like A Pro program that includes: