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But since you are already here, here’s something that just might make you smile:

A woman was walking down the street with a baby ape in her arms when a friend stopped her and asked what she was doing with the ape.

“I just bought this ape as a pet. We have no children, so he’s going to
live with us – just like one of the family. He’ll eat at the same table
with us. He’ll even sleep in the same bed with my husband and me.”

“But what about the smell?” the friend asked.

“Oh, the ape will just have to get used to him like I did.”


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