Featured Street Jokes
After a wife and husband had a huge argument, they ended up not talking to each other for days. Finally, on the third day, the husband asked where one of his shirts was.
“Oh,” his wife said, “So now you’re speaking to me.” He looked confused. “What are you talking about?”
“Haven’t you noticed I haven’t spoken to you for three days?” she challenged. more »
A retired man who volunteers to entertain patients in nursing homes and hospitals went to one local hospital in Brooklyn and took his portable keyboard along.
He told some jokes and sang some funny songs at patients’ bedsides.
When he finished he said, in farewell, “I hope you get better.”
The local DMV office was packed. The line inched along for almost an hour until one man finally got his drivers license.
He inspected his photo for a moment and commented to the clerk, “I was standing in line so long, I ended up looking pretty grouchy in this
The clerk looked at his picture closely and said: more »